
Girth
A downloadable thing for Windows
Official Girth Trailer
This cinematic experience of a game contains Visual Novel segments edited by our graphical design experts as well as expertly crafted combat encounters to compliment a story that challenges the mind.
Players can expect to easily fall in love with the game's cast of Hazama, Roland, Warfarin and Akatsuki with powerful emotional moments that will stay with the player and bring them to tears as well as bring out a good laugh.
Hazama's quest starts out with a fight against the nefarious menace known as the Cementborn spawn and their evil worshippers. Throughout the game you will find yourself visiting caves, cities, as well as the great Shaolin Heights and Wuthering Heights Temple where you will face a sinister enemy...
The game's turn based combat allows for your tactical genius to thrive and own the enemies facing your way.
~~ User Reviews ~~
Fat Tony - Girth is a cheeseburger of events (10/10)
Chacagameing - Incomprehensible. Beautiful. Cried. Laughed. Came. (9.3/10)
David - faithful to its namesake, girth offers a wide breadth of experiences, ensuring that this indie masterpiece appeals to every kind of consumer, especially the intellectually unprivileged and masochistic (7/10)
David, moments later - anyway thats enough of shugo moaning (10/10)
Akatsuki - 私の名前は[Akatsuki]、33歳です。家は[Shaolin Heights]の北東部、つまりヴィラが立ち並ぶエリアにあります。結婚はしていません。聖なるカジノの従業員として働いており、毎日遅くとも13時までには帰宅します。タバコは吸いませんが、たまにお酒を飲みます。23時までには就寝し、何があっても8時間は睡眠を確保しています。寝る前に[Girth]を一杯飲んで20分ほどTPを稼げば、朝までセメントリングと格闘しても全く問題ありません。まるで赤ちゃんのように、朝から疲れやストレスを感じることなく、ムックを連発できます。前回の健康診断では何も問題がないと言われました。ワルファリンを服用せずに治したい人間だと説明しようとしています。勝ち負けなど、夜眠れなくなるような敵には悩まされないように気をつけています。それが私の社会との付き合い方であり[Society]、それが私に幸せをもたらすとわかっています。もっとも、もし戦うことになったとしても、誰にも負けませんが。(4/10)
Locked - Dude I actually fucking (█/10)
Updated | 12 days ago |
Published | 17 days ago |
Status | Released |
Platforms | Windows |
Rating | Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars (7 total ratings) |
Author | Ľudojed |
Genre | Role Playing, Visual Novel |
Tags | Funny, Indie, Parody, RPG Maker, RPG Maker MV, Singleplayer, Story Rich, Turn-Based Combat |
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Development log
- Consequences of Sin - Small update12 days ago
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This aligns with every single neurodiverveng interests of mine, this game was meant for me.
i made the trailer to this peak
This ain't no game...
...Remember to save
this was peak
(i also tried to record a longplay but the output quality died so it's lost media)
some potential bug reports (if you're even going to bother to fix them):
- The WTC roof key can be consumed
- Barrels next to the first Guide encounter have no collision
- You can interact with the Entity tents even if you haven't done the first interaction
Thanks for playing my evil game
I'll fix the key consumption, barrels are known and staying because funny and the entity tents are intentional
the guide skip is one of the most renowned speedrun strats in the game
the barrels are speedrun strats
this might actually be girth, ain't no way I'm girthing it
i haven't played it yet but i know it's peak
Dude I actually fucking
this game changed my life.
THIS IS SO GIRTHACULAR!